How Having Kids Is Like Being A Wall Street Tycoon

□ Your gross domestic product rises dramatically...as evidenced by the daily pailful of dirty diapers.

□ You have weekly board meetings...what's family night without Scrabble or Monopoly?

□ You're the subject of a hostile takeover...really, why should you be able to have a full night's sleep without a toddler showing up to hog your pillow and steal the blankets?

□ You're sentenced to several years in a maxi-rnum-security facility...and it's funny how your preschooler is better at opening the safety gates and drawer latches than you are.

B You keep a sharp eye on interest rates,..In green veggies, educational television, and chores.

□ You dole out sweet bonuses...hey, a handful of Froot Loops can work wonders on a kid who won't get into her booster seat.

D You're on constant market watch... because with what your tween son eats these days, a sale on hamburger is a very big deal.

□ You gladly accept a bailout...thanks for babysitting, Grandma!

□ Your bonds are extremely rewarding... and every group snuggle on the couch reminds you.

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